kya keh rae hain aap.

lesdemonium:

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

strawberryjei:

xiranjayzhao:

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can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)

mwg-7:

trapped in a swagless marriage

fiovske:

ankle-beez:

Netflix is spending $30 million per episode of Stranger Things (there’s 9 episodes this season so that’s two hundred and seventy million spent on this season alone) no fucking wonder they keep losing money. We may actually need to kill Netflix

association-of-freed-people:

jooshthepunished:

peasley:

Being chased with a chainsaw by a huge muscled man covered in blood and oil and I giggle as I do a little gay skip-run yelling “aha nooo stopppp haha”

Originally posted by rhade-zapan

dancinbutterfly:

fork-a-nature:

probablyasocialecologist:

the-fugitive-kaspy:

anuic:

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

Father Jones explained that his “advice does not contradict the Bible’s eighth commandment because God’s love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich.”

boutta hit a pious lick

The Torah has rules for 10%.

You leave 10% of your field unharvested. So the poor can get what they need with dignity from what those who have extra can spare. My man is just extending whatever the CoE version of midrash is on this. There’s textual sources to back this argument up that, allegedly, Christians believe in.

Originally posted by markwateneymemorialcrater

authorofemotion:

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

kushblazer666:

the mandela effect is so funny like. imagine being confronted with the fact that you misremembered some trivial detail and you have the deranged self confidence to assume that Reality Itself was Altered rather than admit to yourself you were wrong